humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

make me choose

anonymous asked: ryan or kelly

suicideblonde:

Tony Curtis, inventor of the duck lips

(Source: rooneymara)

(Source: kerrywashingten)

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music