(Source: tumboy)

fifty-shades-of-shade:

Happy 43rd Birthday, Sandra!

YYYAAASSSS

(Source: queenyang)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

dorkcupine:

current emotion: happily surprised Andy Dwyer

dorkcupine:

current emotion: happily surprised Andy Dwyer

(Source: mindykaeling)

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

(Source: asmilinggoddess)

lune-brulant:

2squirrels1cup:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

Amen

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.